
The morning began not unlike any other. Once the sleep was removed from my eyes and the injection of coffee began soaring through my veins, a trip to one of my digging spots seemed in order.
I have been frequenting this particular thrift store for at least eight years and have had a love/hate relationship with it. I’ve never walked away with any diamonds (something that is getting harder and harder each day) but the output for the past few years has produced a fair share of desirable discs that has kept me consistently returning. I had hoped that this morning’s adventure would continue the streak. As I walked through the now familiar squeaky doors and bee lined towards the records, I kept my hopes in check. One can never get too excited about the prospect of digging in thrift stores because they are usually picked clean by the time you get there. Lo and behold, my eagle eyes spotted at least five new cardboard boxes of wax sitting on the floor. My heartbeat began to climb as I sat down and my brain entered into digging mode.
Any serious digger, with years of experience and vast amounts of information lodged in their head, enters a different state of being when thumbing through boxes of records. I have seen so many covers and have stored so many nuances of labels and artists in my head that my fingers and brain become a well-oiled machine, flicking through each album at the rate of a millisecond per vinyl. I slowed my routine for a moment as I proceeded to scan through four boxes of German pressed vinyl. Don’t get excited just yet. While images of original krautrock CAN albums might come to mind in a utopian world, these boxes contained a lifelong collection of oompah, polka and shlager discs. Due to my German ancestry and affinity for the city of Berlin, I always end up buying a disc or two mainly for the covers. On this occasion, an album portraying two German soldiers standing in front of a picket fence, as a partially concealed blonde woman was undressing behind it, produced a chuckle and went in my purchase pile.
The fifth box on the floor looked a bit out of place from the rest of its counterparts. Since it was slightly disheveled and a little beat up around the corners, I could tell it came from a different owner. As my eyes peered into the abyss to ascertain its contents, The Damned and The Stranglers leaped into my sight, producing a slight gasp from my mouth. Could this finally be it? An entire box filled with incredible punk records spanning the late 1970s to the 1990s? My senses began reeling as I prepared to dive in. Before I could get any further, it hit me like a fist at 2AM bar fight, sending me reeling back at least five feet- The black mold of death!!
Tears began welling up in my eyes (possibly from sadness or more likely from the fungus that was being unleashed as I rifled through its home) as I attempted to dig through the records. Every jacket was stuck to the one in front of it and the one behind it. Flecks of white, green and black mold could be seen growing in every nook and cranny of the box. I stepped away from the box of death and assessed the situation. Whenever I am subjected to such fungus on records, and the desire to keep digging holds strong, I am prepared with a breathing mask and rubber gloves. I have salvaged some pretty tremendous discs in the past just from a little perseverance and safety measures. Unfortunately, I had none of my supplies to keep me protected. The manager of the store came over and I informed her of the situation at hand. She took one look at the box and said I could have them all for free if I wanted to take the chance, otherwise they would be thrown away. With this new information in mind, I rolled up my sleeves, accepted the bottle of hand sanitizer offered to me, and prepared for the worst.
I’ll spare you the details of the actual dig. In a nutshell, it meant tearing covers, dodging more concentrated outbreaks of mold on certain albums and trying to judge what discs were worth keeping and what should be left for the landfill. Record labels like Dischord, Sub Pop, Glitterhouse, Sire, EMI, and Caroline were all flashing before my eyes, keeping me going even though my lungs were telling me to leave right away. I walked to the counter with a pile of about thirty records contained in sorry excuses for inner sleeves and two shlager records. The cashier quadruple-bagged the moldy records and I paid for the German albums. As I pushed aside the squeaky door and emerged back in the sunlight, I once again came to the conclusion; I am a record junkie who is always in search of his next fix, even under the worst conditions.
Once I arrived back to my vinyl laboratory, home of record sale headquarters, I strapped on a mask and gloves, broke out the cleaning solution and got to work. Once I removed the fungus, I saw that many of these records had never been played! After a few dirty and disgusting hours of work, here is what I was able to salvage:
The Undertones- Self Titled Debut LP on Sire Records (1979)
The Ruts- BBC Peel Sessions on Strange Fruit Records
Feedtime-Shovel on Abberant Records
Flesheaters- Greatest Hits on Fan Club Records
Stiff Little Fingers- Inflammable Material on Rough Trade Records
(1979)
Gray Matter- Take It Back on Dischord Records (1986)
Slits- Typical Girls EP on Island Records (1979)
Chris Bald 96 Infinity on Glitterhouse Records
Six Finger Satellite- Pigeon is the Most Popular Bird on Sub Pop
Records (1993)
Young Gods- Did You Miss Me 12” on Organix Records (1987)
State of the Union- Dischord Records Compilation (1989)
Jonestown- All Day Suckers on Dork Patch Music
The Fall- Domesday Pay Off on Big Time Records (1987)
Murphy’s Law- Self-Titled Debut on Profile Records (1986)
Stranglers IV on Fame Records UK Pressing (1977)
Feedtime- Suction on Aberrant Records (1989)
Naked Raygun on Caroline Records (1988)
Compilation of 4 original Dischord Records 7 inches (1984)
Faith- Subject to Change on Dischord Records (pink vinyl 1983)
Scream- Dischord Records (No. 9 –Early 1980’s)
Void/The Faith- Split 12” on Dischord Records (No. 8- Early 1980’s)
Ruin- Self Titled LP on Red Music (1983)
Stranglers- Self-Titled on IRS Records (1980)
The Crucifucks- Self-Titled on Alternative Tentacles Records (1984)
Circus Lupus- Solid Brass on Dischord Records (1993)
Chrome- Half Machine Lip Moves on Touch and Go (1990)
Chelsea- No Escape on IRS Records (1980)
The Damned- The Black Album on IRS Records (1980)
Buzzcocks- Singles Going Steady on IRS Records (1979)
The Nomads- Where the Wolf Bane Blooms on Amigo Records (1983)
THE MORAL OF TODAY’S POST IS:
Don’t try this at home unless you are willing to enter into a world where the quest for music on vinyl supersedes common sense and your own safety and health.
Welcome to the world of the unemployed where mystery, intrigue and adventure lies around the corner for all those who have to fill in the time between 9AM and 5PM doing shit. I do enjoy those hours, especially in the morning. I feel productive and on top of the world. Anyway, this particular Monday morning was a fruitful and interesting one.
I rarely purchase records on ebay. Since my funds are always light, personal record shopping is something I hardly ever partake in. I watch a lot of items on the bay sell, keeping tabs on prices and maybe indulging in a last minute bargain but overall, my shopping record is minimal.
Nowadays, it’s tough to get a record player fixed. Seriously, how many specialty electronic repair shops can you name in a 10 mile radius of your abode? And if you do find one, the owner likely hasn’t worked on a turntable for years or will charge you 50-100 dollars to fix something stupid like tightening a screw or readjusting your RCA connections.


